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Not the creepy doll one

 

Oh I think it's just been on! Weird bloke in cafe ends up with the brunette and 2 ginger kids

 

Ugly bloke ends up with a gourgous brunette

 

Looks like Lozzy is twitterpated

 

All I'll say is......how apt that my namesake is on the front page of the Valentines day paper



Now where's that knife sharpener gone

 

So much for forward planning! The one day a year a flower company needs to get their act together and they f**k it right up.



@Lozzy maybe the same happened to the bouquet you are expecting

 

How the heck!! And the world's largest flower retailer.

Bloody Brexit. Has even crushed the angels and harps.

 

I got that same email
Sorry lozzy

 

Thank god

I HATE flowers
....every woman I know hates flowers on valentines day... they just haven't the heart to tell the bloody hubby

 

Does @Diane piggott hate flowers?

 

Now that's more like it
instead of this silly valentines shite

 

Was going to put this one up but did not know how you would take it

 

Pmsl

 

He looks like he'd snap in half lol

Probably a southerner

 

I have not told you that bit yet

 

Oh you're not are you

Byeeee


Nice knowing you..


Take care...

 

I told my Mrs when I met her that I don't do Valentines......it's supposed to be anonymous ffs!!

Just the words.....Happy Valentines day!!! What does it mean?? Makes my skin crawl.

Hideous tradition........anyway we've just got back from the weekly shop and it was nice and quiet because all the sad twats are doing what society tells them they should be doing and going out for an overpriced set menu meal haha

 

Hahaha....I’ve actually been on a Segway Safari

..it was my daughters birthday

 

Looks like @bazzashadow 's missus is in for a romantic treat tonight