As heard on youtube today. "Some people think children are our most precious commodity, they're not, they're super easy to make and we're not going to run out of them"
@Lozzy feel free to utilise this one I was saving it for a later date but thought you might need cheering up after bazza let you down yesterday
Nup. Anyone of 'Godlike' stature must tow the line and not enter into debaucherous innuendo and questionable language!
Lol....can't change the habit of a lifetime tho Nige.....plus I tried being nice once and it was awful I've just been to the cafe and there was a new born baby being cuddled by the ladies.... Aww doesn't it make you feel maternal Lozzy... they chirrup Nope! Not interested unless it's got 4 legs or 2 wheels I reply A chill wind passed over the tables & I thought hmm coulda been worse if I'd have mentioned they all look like Sid James after he's been on the pop
Only being a step dad I guess the trigger of seeing a sprog and thinking they look cute was never activated. Admittedly some are less ugly then others but any creature that produces output with the colour, smell and consistency that I saw in neices and nephews nappies can barely qualify as being human. Much more fun when they are older and you can use them as an excuse to go to theme parks etc., spoil them rotten, fill them full of fizzy drinks and sweets, shake, and then hand back to parents
