Shall I call the authorities?

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  1. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    I've not seen venerable senior member @nigelrb since early yesterday morning. If anyone is in the West Midlands, please stop by his bike museum to see if he's trapped under a pile of motorcycles and cat cushions.
     
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    Think it was the post about someone borrowing one of his bikes.:)
     
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  3. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    He went into a mad cleaning frenzy and was killed in the process. We should have a memorial ride for him. 30 miles at the most.
     
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  4. Boothman

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    Sure he mentioned in a recent post that he was going on holiday soon so maybe he’s on a plane or otherwise out of WiFi coverage
     
  5. Lozzy

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    Nah...he's gone to Dubai on his holibobs don't you remember him saying!

    He's probably in Prince Habeeboo's Bikini Hot Restaurant looking for the 4th Mrs Nigel as we speak...

     
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  6. Boothman

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    More likely he’s gone shopping for a bling ride rather than a new bride...

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    Would that be 30 miles each or a combined 30 miles :D
     
  8. bazzashadow

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    Surprised you haven’t gone with him Lozzy;)
     
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  9. nigelrb

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    Very funny. I mentioned, even specifically to you, that I would be in Dubai for a short time. So not on here much at the moment. However, to save another long running 'Where is nigelrb' thread, I thought I'd better answer this quick. :eek:;).
     
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    Yes you should because Lozzy has gone missing;)
     
  12. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    There he is! Good to hear you made it safely.
     
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    Ooo.....look @nigelrb

    A Nigel Night with free beer...before you all become extinct.....AND it's just down't road from you....AND they're doing Spam sandwiches :D

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    Classic;)
     
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  15. nigelrb

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    Ooh. I've been there for a Christmas dinner. Will check the date and attend with my friends. Whoops, I haven't got any:(;)
     
  16. Spygoat

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    Now this looks like a good time!
     
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  17. nigelrb

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    And Bretforton is a major asparagus growing area. So much to offer in West Mids!!:)
     
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  18. Spygoat

    Spygoat Well-Known Member

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    Nothing I like more than a night out with the Nigels and a bit of asparagus. Wild men, I tell you, wild!
     
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    Yep. @blink is on Google maps right this minute!!:D
     
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  20. Lozzy

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    I don't think any 'Nigels' have friends...a bit like gingers...but that's the whole idea of the evening :)

    I'm sure once you've show them pics of your cat cushions and that medieval tapestry tee towel I seem to recollect o_O
    they'll want to be your bezzy fwiends for ever and ever :)
     
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