So what did I miss?

Anything interesting happened?

 

Yo

I thought your missus had finally buried you under the patio

 

That would be restful and stress free so sadly not

 

Huh? Have you been away?

 

Some people joined the site, Krishna attempted to recruit us but was thwarted by snarky posters, @nigelrb may have bought another bike, people wondered about the best exhaust and paddock stand, cam chain tensioners were mentioned and BREXIT is coming.

That about sums it up.

 

You forgot @Lozzy 's bike gear cleanout!!

 

oh and Nigel got 1st downvote of the year for a hate crime against bad grammar

 

and we found out @nigelrb is a beefcake.....or a fatty!

 

@nigelrb is a figure shrouded in mystery and intrigue..

 

surrounded by bikes more like

 

I reckon he's Gru given those chest measurements

Or...he's simply massive moobs

 

Nothing goes over my head. I can tell that you're angling for a selfie in front of a mirror. I could just do a @Nytol style avatar, but I fear that esteemed member @nozdog might 'borrow' it!!

 

Always nice to be missed

Oh that's a shame, always nice when a member of the %deity-name% squad turn up. Glad to ser the normal subjects covered, anyone asking about oil/helmet/tyres?

And he didn't leave, my God the world is a confusing place

Am sure Agent @Lozzy is on the case

Makes a change from being shrouded in cat towels

 

^^^^^
Well, there's a classic case of trying to make up for lost time.

 

Can't remember how long you have been away for but - including the items mentioned above, and at the risk of opening up old wounds ...

@Spygoat bought a Harley Davidson to add to the Blade....
@PauloHRC bought a lovely looking custom painted SP Blade........

Cal Crutchlow - moved to HJC from Arai and sparked a debate about HJC lids
@PauloHRC - baby naming suggestions - top names suggested including - Arfur (RPHA 11 lid) and Reggie (after the Krays and a Staffordshire Bull Terrier !)
Brexit - we were in, out, in out, out, in - and back again - no one has got a tube what is going on

Tyres - @nigelrb took some kind of flack for having different compound Pirelli tyres front and rear. I have ordered some Metzler Roadtec 01 for winter duties.

.........all good

 

You didn't make the Calender
...the only realistic body I could find to superimpose ya bonce on was a hobbit...

and I thought that was unfair to hobbit's

Have a word with @nigelrb he might have some tips for bulking your upper body up and then I can include you in the 2020 one
( you can borrow @Selmer50mark 's syrup if you ask him nicely)

https://www.1000rr.co.uk/threads/official-2019-1000rr-hot-totty-calendar.36541/

 

Erm, not too quick on the recommendations please, @Lozzy.

I'll first have to check whether Mr BSS is one of the twelve who has downvoted me.

 

Oh he will be for definite....I learned all my downvote skills from him

 

Have a look though, we'll never catch 'theda'.

 

@Lozzy is downsizing, buying more bikes with the proceeds and a Motorhome and we're all going on trackdays and the IOMTT together!

Already bagsy'd the front passenger seat!