I heard that! Yeah I'm back baby. My ginga blue skin all tanned (well the freckles have all joined up). My yearning for draught Mythos quenched for another year, and my retina's irrevocably scarred by all the dental floss bikini'd crumpet. I've grown my beard back, and fak me backwards, it's pure white! WTF is that all about!
What’s all this then? Someone's must have temporarily stolen my identity. Have the moderators been up their old tricks again. Not enough to add in thread adverts now they are causing trouble between mates.
bloody typical, i have had a hectic week so havent had much chance to be on here and now you tell me ken has been away. its like booking a holiday off work, only to find out your boss has got the same week off
Yes everyone, I'm back. Back from balmy Corfu. Where life is so laid back, it's in danger of slipping a disc. Yes a land of olives and figs, a land where they know how to look after their pride and joy. A land where, even in an economic downturn, you can still find the odd piece of Italian exotica. Where a man can still park his donkey all day for just 3 Euros. And designer leathers can be bought off the peg for just 149 euros. A realm where you can ride your classic iron in just shorts and flip flops. A land of Repsol......Suzukis.....? And the greatest contribution to mankind.....The slide mounted pedalo. Yes I'm back, and already missing friendly Corfu.
I was dodging it like Dracula in a tanning salon mate. Come the end I was even wearing a tee shirt in the pool. Gutted, it was one of my favourites, the fat belly space hopper one. The bloody chlorine in the water bleached it brown!
