Run! Run away now! i saw the same one over Stoke today for a minute or so and i could feel the heat, must have been from the exhaust.
It hovered over Exminster today, while I was meticulously polishing the car. Then just when I had completely slathered it in carnauba wax and was firing up the mop, it emptied it's latrines all over me causing me to jump into the car and reverse flat out back into the garage where I caught the extension cable under the wheels and tore the socket off the wall. Plus the wax had been contaminated and the car ended up duller than it was when I started last night. Alien bastards. That's how they plan to take over the world. With temper induced coronarys amongst our most fearless and handsome warriors.
There are no confirmed sightings over Blackpool at present, however the cloud is getting thinner and I'm sure I have seen the odd glint of its under carriage poking through
They must have been hovering about 10 metres up yesterday which means last nights rain would have drowned them in their bunks. I don't think I'll need to power wash the patio after the overnight deluge.
Intermittent sightings in Abingdon but they seem to just be popping over to empty their tanks over us before fecking off.
Well,no playing out today,so it looks like a house work day.My daughters is back from Uni and my house looks like a bomb has hit it.Or was it a UFO......
It's here! Here in Exeter! I've just been to the post office and it was there in the sky above it. Several Exonians dropped to their knees and worshipped it, but that's not unusual for Exonians. I tried not to make eye contact on it but it used some kind of heat ray on me. Bastards! They must know how to kill a Ginga. Thank gods. It looks like it's about to rain. That'll extinguish it.
It's been seen all afternoon in Abingdon but keeps moving around, unfortunately I can't chase it as I've been on the pop all afternoon.
