Ahh. That’s the thing Ash, with age comes experience and wisdom, something that he and nor did I back in the day....lets just say I have never got any black eyes.......at least not in the last twenty years from a woman anyway.......and best we leave it at that don’t you think.
Shit me man, I have never laughed so much at a thread than this one I don’t really know where to start and respond: Haven’t had a threesome since Uni and to be honest it is hard enough keeping one lady happy let alone two. Multi tasking is not my strong point. Can’t comment on amphetamines or E. But did get off my tits with Richard at a Pink Floyd gig once on a bit of puff and LSD. Not a good mix and never touched either or any other drug other than tobacco and alcohol for donkey years. Thank god women find bald men sexy. Glad it was not just me that spotted the teeth in the glass Shhhh. Ken’s away and its nice and peaceful, let not risk twitching his radar. He had only been gone five minutes and he sent me a text with a photo of his lovely pool at the villa with the comment “Well this is crap” knowing full well it was my first day back at work. Some people can be so cruel.
This thread has turned out better than I'd hoped . I've learned a lot about you lot. Keep the confessions coming. Or is that a whole new thread.......'Dear Forumites, I have a confession.....' Some more from me then as my original peanut butter one seems a bit tame now Never done drugs (except alcohol) actually there was one memorable incedent in Amsterdam with a cake, but we won't count that one eh? Cakes aren't drugs. Never done a track day Never met any of you lot Never serviced my own car or bike (if you knew me you would understand - I need a Haynes manual to fill the things with fuel ) That photo is great, I was wondering about that smile though - what are you doing with your hands ?
I was holding a beer I think. There was actually a reason why I was wearing a Terry Thomas grin on that particular jaunt into town but I'm not mentioning it on here
Bororich.........spill the beans or ill be forced to fill in all the blanks and make some sordid story up about you........You can tell us we wont tell a soul.Was it a promise of three in a bed...lol.....
Oh Ok leave it with me..............as long as you know i have depraved and sick mind... Muhahahahahah.
Oh and the bum sex thing its not worth the , * YOU MUST BE FU*KING JOKIN you come anywhere near me with that and I'll chop the fu*ker off , lol .
Does it involve a Butt plug,a picture paints a thousands words....you havent got that silly grin for nothing.lol
Never owned a bike I DIDN'T crash Never washed or put oil in my van (had it 5 yrs ) Never watched an episode of family guy without laughing my tits off Never had a shite that didn't stink Never eaten vomit.
Maybe the signs are there like the Larry Grayson mincing about routine otherwise i think i would be sure ive not .(Any going on the Wales Run) Please let us know.
A few more from me I've never been to London ( in my adult life, last time I was 10) and I don't have much interest in going any time soon. but my kids keep nagging me I've never been to Scotland ( but I so want to go, the road and scenery looks amazing. I've never taken a Woman's virginity (So So pissed about this. Hoping Ken may let me brake him in ) I've never been to a BSB race or WSB race either. but on my bucket list. I've never EVER liked fecking cheryl cole
2nd shot for me . Never had Goose for xmas dinner . Never will be a United Fan. Never have or will see a London Play . Never been to the ritz but would like to. Never had Posh Spice but will never ever want to. Never caught a Salmon. Never been to a greyhound track. Never been to Speedway. Never done any do it yourself plumbing.
Never been to USA Never been fishing Never been to a boxing match Never been to the south coast Never tasted jam Never been on a ride out with you lot (yet) Never said bye to fez at hawes cafe Never had a go on Garyb or giv's bike
