Which Lube?

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  1. Barstewardsquad

    Barstewardsquad God Like

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    No not chain or kinky, but rather ear lube/cream :D

    When I got my moulded ear plugs they came with a cream/lube to help with fitting. Company sells it, but as they want a premium price for what I suspect is an over the counter product I thought I would ask on here as to what others use, or any sensible* suggestion for something that could be used.


    *I can but hope to get a sensible answer or two before thread anarchy decends :D:D:D
     
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  2. hitch

    hitch Elite Member

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    Lick them o_O

    ...or a tiny bit of KY :eek: ....what about vaseline?
     
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  3. nigelrb

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    Vaseline Intensive Care lotion because that will easily be absorbed into the skin.
     
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  4. Lozzy

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    Right....I've got these things.....I know they look like butt plugs...but they're not o_O
    I've tried....they won't stay in :confused:

    I lick them and pop them in my ear...sorted and it's cheap...

    although sometimes I have to pick bits of batter out that end up in there with them

    I hope this sensible answer is of help :) X

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  5. thezipsteruk

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    If you don't fancy the lick them route (maybe due to lots of corn flakes type waxy residue) in all seriousness you can use any of the sexy type of WATER BASED lubricants (ky, Maximus etc). You'll only need a little and being water based they won't shag the earplugs.
    also cheap as chips and hey who knows always handy to have lube (isn't it, lol). just don't use the silicone type of butt sex lube as it wot absorb into your skin so easily.
    Signed
    TheZipsterUK
    Lube expert lol
     
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  6. Lozzy

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    5 posts and we're nearly there :D

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  7. nigelrb

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    Friggin' hell @thezipsteruk .

    Now I'm going to have to inspect my nice new RST jacket for any mishaps! :D:D

    Wore it for a ride today. Fit is spot on and because it's an older jacket, perhaps better quality than the current crop.;)
     
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  9. PauloHRC

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    What they won't stay in your arse?? o_O

    Christ...... Things must be loose front AND back! :eek::D
     
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  10. Selmer50mark

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    When you have a good build up of wax you don't need plugs :D ,,,,,,,,,,,,,:oops:
     
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  11. Lozzy

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    Pmsl......twat rotfl2.gif
     
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  12. bazzashadow

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    You dirty mare;)
    Licking them:eek::eek::confused:
    I wet my fingers and then place this on the plugs.
    Oh and be careful with the sex lubes, don’t go buying the tingle ones;);)
     
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  13. thezipsteruk

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    OMG, lol that would be like having wasps in your ears
     
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