No not Stella Artois. Took the wife to the Hospital today for a CT Scan. They saw a load of bruises on her arms and asked her very sympathetically if she was ok and if she would like to talk with someone about her bruises. They were somewhat confused when she requested to speak with a natural horsemanship trainers. The bruises were the results of her horse being a fucknugget and refusing to load on to the trailer for hours on end over multiple days over the past week. It did make her smile though
She wasn't thinking on her feet mind... Yes yes he's always throwing me down the stairs.....sob sob... Darling...you have 5 minutes to buy me another horse and stop leaving the bog seat up....or else ....oh....and I want a toy boy called Giovani on the side...
She refused to clean my leathers the way yours does for you Pah she already has a good deal. I'm off work and spending more time at the yard and with her at horsey things than anywhere else. Have told her Tuesday will be a bike day though as weather is looking promising so if you are in the vicinity let me know Besides she just got a replacement car so she can tow the pony round in her trailer, the trailet she originally said we could share but now refuses to let me fit anchor points to
Probably a lucky break (so to speak) for you both. Had your wife been attended by one of those man-hating renegades, she would have had local police down there in a flash. And if the situation had involved a young girl, I think mandatory reporting kicks in there. One could conjure all sorts of horrible scenarios therefrom. Back to reality though, you both must have been inwardly pissing yourselves!
If Tuesday is bike day, will you be at the Sportsbike Shop first bike night of 2019 in Boston? It's meant to be packed!
